*The following is an actual transcript of a barrage of messages, recently received, via Tinder. See my reaction go from playfully amused, to annoyed, to veritably pissed-off. This guy’s passive-aggressive venting happened shortly after I told him I’m not available to meet. (My words are on the right.)
Hey Audrey. I’m in Panama. I’m heading to Ecuador because I’m not attractive to American women. I know I am physically [attractive] and can perform well… But something unspecified about my “personality” isn’t good enough so I am sex starved from them. It got to the point where I can get ugly girls if I read a ton of dating books and spend time online (many many hours), but I am opening a business and busy now so I get zero sex. I took 2 weeks off to visit the cheap hookers [in Ecuador] because it’s $5-$10 for a hot girl and I can bang 2-3 every day. Whatever happened to the days where girls would put out if you were handsome with a big dick and fit body… Geeze…
Good luck! Ecuador is amazing. Check out the magical beach town of Montanita. There’s a language school where rich kids go learn Spanish.
Thanks but I’m here for the sex lol It’s legal here for prostitution. A hot girl in the US expects $300 for making me cum once. The plane ticket was $300… I bought the package deal, all you can eat for $1000. Plus a vacation. There’s no way I’d pay American women after the rejected me, it’s like holding my balls ransom. I guarantee I’ll get more action for cheaper and less time than possible in prude America. They aren’t prude… But their “personality” standards are too high. I can’t compete and succeed there.
Well then knock ’em dead in Ecuador. And wear condoms.
Yeah after fucking a bunch of hot chicks maybe I’ll give off a different vibe when I get back and be more pleased with women as a whole, causing a positive chain reaction. Like jumpstarting a car.
You might be onto something!
I watched those dating shows where they makeover people… I already smell great, I’m a fitness champ competitor, I have blonde hair, blue eyes, no glasses and nice teeth. I make a lot of money. Huge porn star size dick. Tan. Can dance/DJ very well. Went to college. Have friends and long term friends. Not afraid to approach. I can get girls in LA easier than Connecticut. But they’re all out of shape or crazy. I want one that’s like me. I’m not shy either. I’m actually an escort. I can get all the sex I want from fatties. Any girl over a 6 won’t write back. Or 7.
I’m explaining the truth. You’re like a 6. That’s not bad. You didn’t work out and didn’t get a boob job. You’d be an 8 or a 9 if you did those things. Think about all of the effort I put in for those extra points. 14 years working out/dieting. Spending money and time on supplements. Spending money and time on tanning 3-4 times a week. I don’t look NEARLY as good all natural.
Of course I work out. This conversation is over.
Yeah but I take steroids. You didn’t push your body that hard. I could die for this this. I deserve some credit for effort.
Fuck you. I’m a mother. You just might.
I’m also getting a hair transplant to make my hair perfect. I can’t tan naturally so I take an injection to get tan of non-FDA approved drugs. I’ll probably get cancer from doing all this shit to get women to be attracted. I studied an entire 10 books on how to talk to women and took a year off to do so. Apparently I’m too good for hot chicks to get some action. All these ugly fat chicks think they deserve a piece.